Ok, so I was playing Mario Kart Wii yesterday, yea? Well we were on our third race, and a Yoshi CPU kept bumping me into the dirt (luckily i was still able to rebound every time) and I decided to get him back next race. So we're on the Goldmine map and as soon as I can, I bump him off of the track.

Seconds later I do a trick off of a ramp and fall into the deep abyss below the track because I'm an idiot(and probably deserved it)